FOTO FRIDAY!

First of all Happy Veteran's Day!  I am truly thankful for everyone that has fought for our country and my individual freedoms.  It's also 11/11/11...maybe I should wait to post this at 11:11am?

It's also Foto Friday, but I have a normal post as well, so you're really getting a double dose of blogging on this wonderful Friday.

Now, on to the nonsense...

It was recently brought to my attention that there is a WikiHow for everything...I didn't believe this until 'How To Get a Good Man' showed up in my G chat window.  I started laughing and quickly started searching for other How To's and found this little gem:

How To Find Your Perfect Match

1.  Be aware of the things you constantly do, and try to find someone who does a lot of the same things as you. I [constantly] bite my cuticles and text while I drive ...are these really traits I should be looking for in the opposite sex?

2. Think about what you want in a man/woman. I think about it almost daily...Every time I get a Match email, every time I post to my blog and everytime I think about becoming asexual and just getting a puppy.

3.  Make a list of what you want in a man/woman. Write down their personality traits, looks, and other important details. Does she like dogs? Is he allergic to hamsters?  This list has been in my head for 23 years (yes, I had a crush when I was two) and I can assure you, "allergic to hamsters" is not on the list.

4.  Look at your list at least once a day, if not more. Border line compulsive...I vote yes.
5.  Make mistakes, because mistakes make you learn who you really are. Adele says it best "regrets and mistakes they're memories made".
6.  Don't be afraid to show how you feel. Personality will attract the one who is perfect for you. Oh great!  So if I'm bloated and PMSing, I'll be sure to let him know...if he's my perfect mate, he'll think it's hot.
7.  Be flirtatious and look your best, because if you feel pretty you usually look it too. I have seen many girls who 'felt' pretty but didn't necessarily look it...
8.  Get out there and start dating. Don't worry if you don't find 'the one' at first. At first?!  What about at all...ever?!  That's what we're dealing with here WikiHow!
9.  Listen to your Heart So THIS is what I've been doing wrong...I've been listening to my Cerebral Cortex and not my heart.

Obviously these are pretty ridiculous.  BUT just when you think it doesn't get any worse, here are screen shots from the end of the article:

And just for good measure...they put a list of topics that they're looking for people to write about:

I really can't believe no one wrote 'How to Get a Pisces Man'...