"Who's Viewed Me"

So way back in January my friends and I answered all of a dating sites questions while drinking obscene amounts of wine because we all thought it would be 'fun'.  After a date with an alien and a man with a snaggle tooth (who lured me into his house with promises of a puppy) I quickly decided this particular site wasn't for me.  So imagine my surprise when I went online and clicked that handy little button "Who's Viewed Me" and laid my eyes on the snaggle-toothed puppy man! My computer promptly alerted me that he was "Online Now!" and I didn't want to take any chances in having him IM me or anything of the sort so I quickly moved the mouse to that lovely little 'x' on the side of his information and sure enough, I opened his profile...NOW HE'S GOING TO SEE THAT I VIEWED HIM.  This is terrible...So bad that I would consider ending my membership all together, but then what would I write about?! Let’s join in a group prayer and pray that he doesn’t ‘wink’ at me…

I should also mention that this happened once before when one of my 'Daily Matches' was my high school crush and curiosity got the best of me and I had to see his profile then realized that he would see that I viewed him so I wrote him a note that basically said "It's pretty funny I'm getting set up with people I already know..." After a few days passed without a response, I realized I didn't sign my name and he probably had no idea who I was...He did and he responded. This story actually has a cute ending, but I'll save it for another day.

Oh online dating…

And just for good measure…F Buffalo…don’t get to comfortable leading your division…it won’t last for long.