Friday, January 27, 2012

"Vol EMT"

I got an email last night from a guy and ALL of his pictures were taken by him, in front of a mirror.  I'm serious when I tell you 10 out of the 11 pictures he had up were of him taking pictures of himself (the last picture was from a webcam, so obviously he took that one himself too)!  Do you seriously have NO friends that can take a normal photo of you?  Do you really never go out? No family functions?  No birthdays? That can't be normal!  I actually think it's kind of creepy and it reminds me of some of my sex crimes cases in the DA's office.  I found the email kind of funny, so I'm sharing it with you: 


Okay, I have a few comments about this email....first of all, I'm glad you're single...after all, you are on a dating website.  Second of all, your profile tells me your age and exactly what town you're from, so the fact that you tried to be vague and tell me the county was pointless.  I'm glad you think I'm pretty, most days I think that too...You also think we have a lot in common, but didn't mention anything other than you being a 'vol EMT firefighter', which I clearly am not, so I'm not sure what you were referring to...unless it was maybe the county we both happen to live in?  You also couldn't take the time to type 'you' more than twice in the email, because you changed it up to 'u' towards the end...I don't think this is going to work.  There are other fish in the sea. 

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