Askmen.com is slowly becoming my favorite website. Not only is it hysterical, but often times it has me asking a ton of questions, which I think makes it educational as well. Just so you know what we’re actually dealing with here…the ‘photo gallery of the day’ was Lindsay Lohan, so some of the people over at Askmen.com have strange taste and poor judgement, but I won’t hold that against today’s writer, who I’ve decided I love.
This gem is written by Dave Golokhov and made me laugh out loud at my desk…at least he has a sense of humor about his job
"And now for some breaking news from the department of obvious: Apparently people like to date hotties.
Yes, that’s right. Researchers from Northwestern and Texas A&M teamed up to find out whether or not people like attractive partners. Since some of us say that physical attraction isn’t always the preeminent factor in a companion, this astute group of scientists has proved to us that we’re lying to ourselves if we say that looks are not that important.
It’s good that this crucial, scientific breakthrough has been made. Even though there is a limited number of sexy partners on this planet, we now know that a large portion of the world's population is settling for less in the looks category -- including old people, who remain agonizingly married to people whose looks have faded.
It has nothing to do with the fact that we accept people for who they are as a whole instead of solely dating for looks. No, as science proves to us, we’re merely misleading ourselves if we’re not dating the hottest piece of ass out there.
Great work, team. Coming up next week: New research suggests that men enjoy the sight of cleavage."
Yes, that’s right. Researchers from Northwestern and Texas A&M teamed up to find out whether or not people like attractive partners. Since some of us say that physical attraction isn’t always the preeminent factor in a companion, this astute group of scientists has proved to us that we’re lying to ourselves if we say that looks are not that important.
It’s good that this crucial, scientific breakthrough has been made. Even though there is a limited number of sexy partners on this planet, we now know that a large portion of the world's population is settling for less in the looks category -- including old people, who remain agonizingly married to people whose looks have faded.
It has nothing to do with the fact that we accept people for who they are as a whole instead of solely dating for looks. No, as science proves to us, we’re merely misleading ourselves if we’re not dating the hottest piece of ass out there.
Great work, team. Coming up next week: New research suggests that men enjoy the sight of cleavage."
I would first like to point out that Texas A&M is a public University and tax payers paid for this study (Northwester is not only private, but they market themselves as a ‘research institution’ so they get a pass). I could’ve told you that people like to date hot people and I have a degree in Poli/Sci and Geography…I always wanted to move to Texas for the boots, gun laws and $2,000 4 bedroom apartments…but suddenly I find myself being a-okay with the NY, NJ, PA area, even though the University of Rochester did an entire study on whether or not women are more attractive in red…I kid you not.
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