And the winner is...

Just to give you a little background, I met a guy at a friends birthday party in NYC last year.  He was goofy and fun and a diehard Yankee fan, so I was pretty psyched.  We went out a couple of times and even made out on a street corner (Sorry, Mom, it wasn't one of my classiest moments).  Then he vanished.  I literally never heard from him again, until last night.  It all started with a Facebook post:

I thought his final 'touche' meant I won, until I came into work this morning and he left me a facebook message.  The facebook conversation went like this (I'm in pink):

12:12am

do I really suck that bad?

9:04am

eh...kind of...

9:07am

damn....

9:08am

umm..you blew me off hardcore

that = sucking

I really do suck

glad we're on the same page

lol

9:09am

hahah glad it's so funny

it was a long time ago...it is funny!

9:11am

hahaha if you say so...

9:12am

what would you call it?

haha good question

I have some choice words if you need some help...lol

9:13am

hahahahahahahaa

ok that was kinda funny

go for it

LOL

immature, mean, rude, lame

jerky

I feel better now

9:15am

haha lame?

yes

glad I could be of assistance

haha...it's much appreciated.

for some reason, that's the one I take offense to

9:16am

that's an odd choice

I don't disagree

really...lame?

9:19am

Yes, lame: According to Webster - 3. weak; inadequate; unsatisfactory; clumsy: ex a lame excuse.

touche

9:29am

well for what it's worth, I apologize for being lame...

9:30am

thanks. but next time you should just tell someone you don't want to talk to them/hang out with them/make out on street corners with them anymore...it's the nice thing to do.

9:29am

again, touche

Game. Set. Match.  I think I won that one.