Yesterday was a fabulous day, not only is my company's entire C team on a trip, but I met up with Deb and Elis from my old job for drinks after work. Let me just tell you that I saw them and cried. Actual tears! I miss my old job SO much...But let me just explain to you the chain of events: First of all, Elis picked a bar that looked like it belonged in Tijuana. (See Picture Below)
The walls were primary colors and there was a pipe screwed to the door as a handle and the bathroom light was a lamp with no shade...labeled "Bano" and it was unisex...you get the picture. To make it even funnier Deb is pretty religious and doesn't drink...EVER, we actually walked into the bar and she said "I haven't been in a bar since law school" (mind you, she's married with two children now)...talk about taking the poor woman out of her comfort zone! So when we got to the bar, me, the resident alchi had to pick a drink for her...I chose the yummy Malibu Bay Breeze and I think I did a good job, she even slurped it at the end! Momma Deb had to go home and take care of the babies (which was only allowed because her children are the most adorable children on the planet with red curly hair) and Elis and I stayed and drank a pitcher of sangria...MmM.I forgot how much fun going to work everyday used to be...we were talking about co-workers and there are some people I really miss! There are also people that I don't miss...and won't ever miss...haha.
What I learned from my drink date with these two nuts:
- When you're in an office with 1939598 women and 3 men, the gossip never stops...there's always someone 'pregnant' or sleeping around or fighting with someone else. It's MUCH funnier now that I know none of it is about me.
- Even though I haven't been in the office in 4 months, I'm still being brought up in not very nice conversations that really have nothing to do with me...this boggles my mind because people are supposed to be adults and I LEFT...get over it!
- My FAVORITE is that Elis is STILL trying to set me up with people that she thinks I "would be cute with"...I've been gone for almost 4 months and it's still her life's mission to see me with someone from the office...the girl is just too much.


